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Have you had a sex swing in the past, or know a friend that has, and maybe got a less than stellar review? Maybe the wife hated it, maybe you hated it. Whatever it is, chances are it was this swing. Okay?
And this one is the Fetish sex swing. It comes in three colors: pink, black, purple. And let's just go over the reason why this is probably the swing that you had, and that just comes down to distribution. This is made by Pipedream. Pipedream is one of the biggest manufacturers of sex toys in the world, and with that comes a huge outlet of distribution. So stores, online, Amazon... everything is pumped, right? So it's very easy to find this swing.
But this swing, honestly, is crap. So I would not recommend you get this if you want anybody to remain in love with you, because this is a nightmare. And I'm gonna go over why.
It's safe. So let's not go to where, "Oh, it's gonna fall apart." It's safe. Amazon has some really scary stuff on it right now for swings. I would stay clear. They are not safe. They're scary, they're cheap. Don't do that. As far as safety, this is a safe swing. You're not gonna fall on your ass on this swing, but it's just kind of made as flimsy as you can get.
This is super uncomfortable. So you won't fall on your ass, but you're gonna be uncomfortable. And this has, like, this cheesy silk on it. It's super thin, and it's on two inches of webbing. Check out the whole buyer's guide on why that's really important, but you're literally gonna just be sitting on webbing, and that is gonna be super uncomfortable. There's not a whole lot of adjustability in this. It's not washable.
So if you just need something to quickly get by, maybe. But if you want to go ahead, I will throw in a free headrest, because we give a free headrest with all of our swings on SexSwing.com. It might help, right? Definitely can't hurt this swing.
